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your build
the martini
the glass is empty.
Tap any offering above to add it to your build, or grab its cherry and drop it in the floating martini.
Build your package
for the woman who's too hot to hand her books to a beige accountant.
this is boutique finance for the woman with taste, leverage, and absolutely no desire to play small.
Build your CFO, bookkeeping, and tax stack below. Drag cherries into the martini, watch your investment build in real time, then book the call like the CEO you are.
build my package
sexy, strategic & stacked
the hot girl cfo · est. for the unbothered
how it works
only three steps.
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tap or drag
Tap any service to add it, or pick up its cherry and drop it in the floating martini glass
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watch your build
Your build appears below as you go with a running total for monthly, one-time, and tax 50/50
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book the call
When it looks right, click the button and your package summary copies over automatically
voice memo, straight to meaghan
press record and spill the tea, cutie
I'll text you back, I promise
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the receipts
kind words from the hot girl ceos
five stars across the board.
"Megan is FANTASTIC. Helped me w mindset and tactical financial planning in my biz. Have recommended her to several other business owners as well, will always sing her praise x"
"Working with Meaghan has been a transformational experience for me in my business. She has brought a level of clarity and awareness to how money moves for me, and also how I am relating to the numbers. Meaghan brings a tender, non-judgmental approach to aspects of business and money that can be activating, and provides a soft place to land for entrepreneurs like myself who are experiencing highs and lows. Can't recommend her support enough."
"Meaghan is the most attentive and detail oriented bookkeeper I've ever worked with. Highly recommend!"
founder · tax strategist · finance bitch
not your daddy's crusty, dusty cfo
founder, money nerd, cozy gamer
meet meaghan
the woman behind the numbers
I'm Meaghan, your local hot girl CFO 🤠
The vibes are immaculate over here; feminist, girl's girl, and fierce advocate for womxn's rights, queer rights, land back, and financial equity through an anticapitalist lens. I'm literally obsessed with creating financial systems that don't require you to sell your soul.
When I'm not transforming CEOs' relationships with their money, catch me playing Sims 4, reading spicy novels that would make your grandmother blush, and watching ASMR to calm my chaotic brain.
I fear I'm about to change your entire relationship with your money. While my story has its moments, yours is the one I'm actually insane about. Your ambitions, your empire, your vision. All of it deserves financial strategies that aren't giving boring accountant energy.
